On Friday, June 3, 2011, I walked half a mile with a cake on my head.( In which I get hit by a falling branch... )
Edit 2011-08-26 22:44: My LJ entries are now imported. All entries older than this and newer than "Peer pressure" (2006-02-18) came from LiveJournal.
Edit 2011-09-25 21:10: Silly wikipedia, deleting the International Sushi Day entry for failing notability. Link changed.
I know your past experience suggests otherwise, but this one is actually about sushi! Or at least, it's more about sushi than any of my previous entries.
You see, nothing says "classy" quite like caviar does...
...and nothing says "dorky cook" quite like homemade, orange-flavored, fake caviar does.