Wasserman London

Now that April Fools' is over, I can warn you about leaving voice mail on my cell phone:

1. I don't check my voice mail all that often.
2. My name isn't actually "Wasserman London".

The number is the same as before, in case you thought there was a real Wasserman London from whom I'd stolen a cell phone. I assure you nobody would be so cruel as to name their kid that.